My Shoe

A gentleman who always kept his black shoes shiny said to a woman on a date, "I bet I can guess what color your underwear is."

The woman replied, "You think so, huh? What color am I wearing?"

The man answered, "You're wearing red."

"Wow!" The lady responded in delight. "How did you know that?" she asked.

He replied, "Because I'm a genius."

On a second date with another woman, he said, "Hey, I bet I can guess what color your underwear is!"

The lady responded, "You're crazy! Okay, what color is my underwear?"

The man replied with a smirk, "They are blue, of course."

The shocked lady asked, "There's no possible way you could know that!"

"I'm a genius, I'm telling you," he said.

On a third date with another woman, the man asked with fear, "Please tell me you're not wearing any underwear!"

She replied, "Well, I'm not. You worried?"

"Whooo! I'm relieved!" he mentioned with a big gasp of air. "I thought I had a crack in my shoes!"

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Personality and BRA size!

Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA

* 30 = Innocent

* 32 = Calm

* 34 = Defensive

* 36 = Sexy

* 38 = Hot

* 40 = Aggressive

* 42 = Beyond Control

Giving answer by reciting a short poem.

A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damm about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think can!

Mighty Mouse

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."

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