Police Dog

Police Dog

Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beast.

They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."

It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog.

Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.

Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.

Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth.

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My Shoe

A gentleman who always kept his black shoes shiny said to a woman on a date, "I bet I can guess what color your underwear is."

The woman replied, "You think so, huh? What color am I wearing?"

The man answered, "You're wearing red."

"Wow!" The lady responded in delight. "How did you know that?" she asked.

He replied, "Because I'm a genius."

On a second date with another woman, he said, "Hey, I bet I can guess what color your underwear is!"

The lady responded, "You're crazy! Okay, what color is my underwear?"

The man replied with a smirk, "They are blue, of course."

The shocked lady asked, "There's no possible way you could know that!"

"I'm a genius, I'm telling you," he said.

On a third date with another woman, the man asked with fear, "Please tell me you're not wearing any underwear!"

She replied, "Well, I'm not. You worried?"

"Whooo! I'm relieved!" he mentioned with a big gasp of air. "I thought I had a crack in my shoes!"

Personality and BRA size!

Personality of a female follows the size of her BRA

* 30 = Innocent

* 32 = Calm

* 34 = Defensive

* 36 = Sexy

* 38 = Hot

* 40 = Aggressive

* 42 = Beyond Control

Giving answer by reciting a short poem.

A third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damm about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think can!

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