Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
Hi tech sardar inventions:
-Solar powered torch
-Book on how to read
-Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what
-To avoid side effect!!!
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut ped the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedon ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Man: Which part.
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath rakh kar kaho ke.
Sardar: Yeh kya, sita pe haath rakha to court me bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath...
Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhains"
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
Why was Sardarji writing the exam near the door.
B'coz it was an entranceexam.
Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really what is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying they r studying him.
A Sardar decides to do something he hasn't done before, and goes to the video store to take a X-rated adult video on rent. After looking around at the store, he selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
He drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To his disappointment there's nothing but static on the screen. He is really furious and calls the store to complain stating, "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, "Which title did you rent?"
The Surd replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.
After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."