Sardar Commits suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhookh se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)
More Sardar Jokes
A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat.
After an hours wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!" he looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.
Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke.
The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out "Hey, Balbir!" Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.
Finally he had coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once more.
Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn't Balbir!"
A Sardar decides to do something he hasn't done before, and goes to the video store to take a X-rated adult video on rent. After looking around at the store, he selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
He drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To his disappointment there's nothing but static on the screen. He is really furious and calls the store to complain stating, "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, "Which title did you rent?"
The Surd replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
Hi tech sardar inventions:
-Solar powered torch
-Book on how to read
-Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what
-To avoid side effect!!!
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut ped the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedon ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Man: Which part.
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath rakh kar kaho ke.
Sardar: Yeh kya, sita pe haath rakha to court me bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath...
Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha "akal badhi ya bhains"
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
Why was Sardarji writing the exam near the door.
B'coz it was an entranceexam.
Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really what is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying they r studying him.