Powell and Wasington's Portrait
Colin Powell was passing a portrait of George Washington in the White House one day, when the portrait came alive and asked "Hey Nigger, get me a horse!".
Powell quickly rushed to Condeleza Rice and told her what happened. Laughing, she nevertheless accompanied Powell to the portrait.
As nothing happened for a few minutes, they were turning away from the portrait, when the portrait came alive again and demanded "Hey, Niggers, where is my horse?".
Both Rice and Powell rushed to George Bush, who, laughing, nevertheless accompanied them to the portrait.
When nothing happened for a few minutes, they were turning away from the portrait, when Washington once again came alive, threw up his hands and exclaimed "Typical Niggers, I ask for a horse and they bring me a jackass!"
More Political Jokes
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
A politician's most important ability is to foretell what will happen tomorrow and next month and next year - and to explain afterwards why it didn't happen.
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated,
'Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.'
Laloo was very surprised.
'You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient),' he stated. 'Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!'