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Powell and Wasington's Portrait

Powell and Wasington's Portrait

Colin Powell was passing a portrait of George Washington in the White House one day, when the portrait came alive and asked "Hey Nigger, get me a horse!".

Powell quickly rushed to Condeleza Rice and told her what happened. Laughing, she nevertheless accompanied Powell to the portrait.

As nothing happened for a few minutes, they were turning away from the portrait, when the portrait came alive again and demanded "Hey, Niggers, where is my horse?".

Both Rice and Powell rushed to George Bush, who, laughing, nevertheless accompanied them to the portrait.

When nothing happened for a few minutes, they were turning away from the portrait, when Washington once again came alive, threw up his hands and exclaimed "Typical Niggers, I ask for a horse and they bring me a jackass!"




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