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After all Birbal is Birbal

After all Birbal is Birbal

You might be knowing about the times when Akbar ruled and you also might be knowing about Birbal.

So, once in their kingdom there was a chef who cooked absolutly delicious food, but while he was cooking he usually got attracted towards the princess and especially her LIPS.

He tried his best to, atleast once, kiss the princess on her lips, but each time he tried he failed.

So one day he got frustrated and went to birbal. He told him the whole story that he loved the princess lips. Birbal was shocked to hear this. He told the chef that this was rather an impossible task. But the chef did not agree. He was desperate to kiss that womens lips. He told birbal that he would give him 100 gold coins when the job was over.

Birbal agreeded.The next day he came and put itching powder on the princess's lipstick. when she put the lipstick and went to sit in the royal darbar her lips started itching. Everyone was very tensed that the princess's lips are itching.

Then came Birbal. Akbar requested birbal to give a remedy. Birbal thought for a moment and said that this can be cured if you allow a person, who used to live in the jungles, to suck the princess's lips. Birbal thougth for a sec and told that there was no one in the kingdom who lived in the jungle.

Instantly Birbal said that "No master there is a man who lived in the jungle. He is no one else but our chef". Then the chef was called. Wow Wow Wow was the chef happier than ever. he came and started kissing the Royal lips. This procedure took on for almost an hour. Then when the itching was gone Akbar was very happy and rewarded The chef 20000 gold coins. When the darbar was over Birbal asked for the money.

The chef thought for a moment that if he did not give the money then what bad could happen. Birbal could not go the King and tell him that he was the reason for all this itching. So the chef refused to pay.

But after all BIRBAL IS BIRBAL. The next day he put the same itching powder in the Kings underwear.




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On the balcony

Once ramu's mom and dad were in the mood to have sex. So they asked ramu to go to the balcony and keep a watch over other houses to see what was going on in there.

Ramu goes to the balcony and starts peeping into others houses, after half an hour ramu's dad calls him back and asks him to tell what did he saw.

Father: "What was going in Shyam's house"?
Ramu: "Nothing, the lights are out, must have gone somewhere".

Father:"What about Mohan"?
Ramu:"I heard lots of music and noises coming. I guess they are having a party or something".

Father:"and what about Rahul"?
Ramu:"His Mother is getting *%ucked*%".

Father:"How do you know"?
Ramu:"Because he too is standing in his balcony staring at other's houses"

For $20

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
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"Clean my house."

A month overdue

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:

"I have great news, I 'm a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from BSES (Bombay Suburban Electricity Supply) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ?

Yes...... speaking

BSES guy, "You! re a month overdue, you know!"

How do YOU know? stammers the young woman.

Well, maam, its in our files! says the BSES guy.

What are you saying? Its in your files ..... HOW?

Yes, We have a system of finding out whos overdue

GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.

Madam, I am sorry...... I am following order, I have to inform you are overdue I know that let me talk to my husband about this tonight, he will speak to your company tomorrow.

That night, she tells her! husband about the visit, and he mad as a bull, rushes to BSES
office the next day morning.

Whats going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? the husband shouts.

Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at BSES, its nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.

PAY you? and if I refuse?

Well, in that case, sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.

And what would my wife do then? the husband asks.

I dont know. I guess ! she would have to use a candle!!!

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