Naughty Stories

Naughty Stories

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began."They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.

"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.

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2 Wishes

Once a guy wanted to have fun with all the beautiful girls of the world like Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss USA, and many others.

So one fine day he prayed to God with immense concentration by standing on a horse. Hearing his wishes God came in front of him and and asked him what he wanted and he told that the sex-organ must be bigger than the horse he was standing on and also he wanted to have sex with all the beautiful womens in the world were his wishes, after hearing to his wishes God granted him his wishes. And finally the man was much relieved and went to the sleep in his bed.

On the next when he woke up he saw all the beautiful women by his bed's side. But as he moved up with these womens then he felt something different. To his surprise he had a sex organ of that of a women, because while praying to the God he stood on a "female horse".

Sex with eyes

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."

"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."

"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."

Female Teacher

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th Grade class one day. It was a large assignment, so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yelled. "I don't want to see you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reached to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment was more severe. "I don't want to see you for three weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she dropped the eraser when she turned around again. So she bent over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asked.

"Well teacher, based on what I just saw, my school days are over!"

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