Inspection

There was one naughty boy studying in class and a Biology inspection was scheduled on next day. So the class teacher told the students in the class that tomorrow is inspection and everyone has to attend the class compulsary and the inspector is going to come in biology class.

The inspector will ask u one quation like this, the teacher asked, "SARIR KA SABSE NAJUK AAUNG KAUNSA HAI"

Every studend had put their fingers up. First student said "Eye!"

Teacher,"Why?"

Student, "When something goes in eye, then one may loose eye sight."

In similar ways some says nose, ears, etc. Now it is the turn of naughty boy. He says "GAAND" The teacher was astonished and asked his reasoning.

The naught boy says, "If u r alone in jungle and u see lion which is far away to TUMARI GAAND FAAT TI HAI"

Teacher, "Shut up! And u don't come tomorrow. If u come, don't open your mouth!"

Next day the inspector comes and ask the same Q. " SARIR KA SABSE NAJUK AANG KAUNSA HAI?" Every student in the class had put their fingers up except that naughty boy. The inspector went to the naughty boy and asked why he doesn't know the answer. The class teacher went to inspector at this point and told him he is not a good boy so please don't ask him any question.

But the inspector told class teacher, "I want to know why he doesn't know the answer." Then he continued to the boy, "Don't be afraid! Give me any answer that u know"

Naught boy told "GAAND". The inspector is astonished and the teacher is very afraid.

Inspector ask's, "KYON"

"KYON KI SAWAAL AAP HUME PUCHH RAHE HO AUR GAAND FAAT RAHI HAI TEACHER KI"




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After all Birbal is Birbal

You might be knowing about the times when Akbar ruled and you also might be knowing about Birbal.

So, once in their kingdom there was a chef who cooked absolutly delicious food, but while he was cooking he usually got attracted towards the princess and especially her LIPS.

He tried his best to, atleast once, kiss the princess on her lips, but each time he tried he failed.

So one day he got frustrated and went to birbal. He told him the whole story that he loved the princess lips. Birbal was shocked to hear this. He told the chef that this was rather an impossible task. But the chef did not agree. He was desperate to kiss that womens lips. He told birbal that he would give him 100 gold coins when the job was over.

Birbal agreeded.The next day he came and put itching powder on the princess's lipstick. when she put the lipstick and went to sit in the royal darbar her lips started itching. Everyone was very tensed that the princess's lips are itching.

Then came Birbal. Akbar requested birbal to give a remedy. Birbal thought for a moment and said that this can be cured if you allow a person, who used to live in the jungles, to suck the princess's lips. Birbal thougth for a sec and told that there was no one in the kingdom who lived in the jungle.

Instantly Birbal said that "No master there is a man who lived in the jungle. He is no one else but our chef". Then the chef was called. Wow Wow Wow was the chef happier than ever. he came and started kissing the Royal lips. This procedure took on for almost an hour. Then when the itching was gone Akbar was very happy and rewarded The chef 20000 gold coins. When the darbar was over Birbal asked for the money.

The chef thought for a moment that if he did not give the money then what bad could happen. Birbal could not go the King and tell him that he was the reason for all this itching. So the chef refused to pay.

But after all BIRBAL IS BIRBAL. The next day he put the same itching powder in the Kings underwear.

On the balcony

Once ramu's mom and dad were in the mood to have sex. So they asked ramu to go to the balcony and keep a watch over other houses to see what was going on in there.

Ramu goes to the balcony and starts peeping into others houses, after half an hour ramu's dad calls him back and asks him to tell what did he saw.

Father: "What was going in Shyam's house"?
Ramu: "Nothing, the lights are out, must have gone somewhere".

Father:"What about Mohan"?
Ramu:"I heard lots of music and noises coming. I guess they are having a party or something".

Father:"and what about Rahul"?
Ramu:"His Mother is getting *%ucked*%".

Father:"How do you know"?
Ramu:"Because he too is standing in his balcony staring at other's houses"

For $20

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
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"Clean my house."

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