Johnny returned home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, her son produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and asked, "But how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

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Try to answer these questions

1.What is the difference between a gun and a girl?
2.What is the difference between a bottle and a girl?
3.What is the difference between the sky and a skirt?
4.What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathroom?

Answers :
1.Gun is loaded and fired. Girl is fired and then loaded.
2.Bottle is filled and corked. Girl is corked and filled.
3.Sky covers the whole generation. Skirt covers the generationhole.
4.Hope in soul and Soap in hole.

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Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.

As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.

Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."

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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwan, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwan had the longest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwan," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's thing.......

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Schwan is dead!"

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