There is this just married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby.

When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off. The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realised that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asks him which quality does he want.

The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While the husband was out, a black indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband.

She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she falls asleep immediately. When he reaches the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session. A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy.

When the baby grows up, he asks the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white????" The father shouted " You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE."

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Johnny returned home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, her son produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and asked, "But how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

Answer these questions

Try to answer these questions

1.What is the difference between a gun and a girl?
2.What is the difference between a bottle and a girl?
3.What is the difference between the sky and a skirt?
4.What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathroom?

Answers :
1.Gun is loaded and fired. Girl is fired and then loaded.
2.Bottle is filled and corked. Girl is corked and filled.
3.Sky covers the whole generation. Skirt covers the generationhole.
4.Hope in soul and Soap in hole.

What is wrong?

Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.

As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.

Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."

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