Sardar Questions

Sardar Questions

Q: How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the sardar stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why do sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: What did the sardar do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: Why did god give sardars 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you confuse a sardar?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a sardar in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: Why can't sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: What's the difference between a sardar and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why do men like sardar jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a sardar say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you call 10 sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a sardar with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a sardar in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardar parade.

A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."

Q: What sardarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Q: What sardarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already
has one and he wants one more..)
A: He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!

Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm sardar !!

More Sardar Jokes

Crocodile Boots

Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"

Sardar Commits suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhookh se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)

Hey, Balbir

A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat.

After an hours wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!" he looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.

Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke.

The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out "Hey, Balbir!" Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.

Finally he had coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, "Hey, Balbir!" once more.

Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,"My name isn't Balbir!"

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