Once upon a time there were three prisoners: a Hindu, a Christian and a Sardarji. The trio were to executed using a guillotine.
The final day arrived and they were lined up to be fed to the mighty blades of the the law.
So first came the hindu.
As a matter of convention, the jailor asked him if he had a last wish.
He never bothered for a wish just before dying and so he put up a whole hearted prayer to Bhagwan and placed his head in the guillotine.
His prayers proved to be wonderful, the blade did not fall down. HE WAS PARDONED.
Next came the Christian.
So once again out of his compulsion the jailor asked if they could do something as a last wish of his.
The Christian also never obliged and offered his sincere last pryers to Jesus Christ before placing his head no the chopper.
"All glories to the almighty" the guillotine again stopped at the edge of the convict's neck. HE WAS PARDONED.
Now came the sardarji's turn who was already quite pissed off at the two bizzare pardons just before him.
So yet once again as a matter of sheer practice the jailor again enquired from the sardarji regarding any last wishes that he had.
Since sardarji was already vey seriously upset about the whole debacle, all that he could say was:
"I give a rat's ass to a wish, why the hell don't you get your frigging machine set right first???"

