Laloo's Call

Once upon a time there were three prisoners: a Hindu, a Christian and a Sardarji. The trio were to executed using a guillotine.

The final day arrived and they were lined up to be fed to the mighty blades of the the law.

So first came the hindu.

As a matter of convention, the jailor asked him if he had a last wish.

He never bothered for a wish just before dying and so he put up a whole hearted prayer to Bhagwan and placed his head in the guillotine.

His prayers proved to be wonderful, the blade did not fall down. HE WAS PARDONED.

Next came the Christian.

So once again out of his compulsion the jailor asked if they could do something as a last wish of his.

The Christian also never obliged and offered his sincere last pryers to Jesus Christ before placing his head no the chopper.

"All glories to the almighty" the guillotine again stopped at the edge of the convict's neck. HE WAS PARDONED.

Now came the sardarji's turn who was already quite pissed off at the two bizzare pardons just before him.

So yet once again as a matter of sheer practice the jailor again enquired from the sardarji regarding any last wishes that he had.

Since sardarji was already vey seriously upset about the whole debacle, all that he could say was:

"I give a rat's ass to a wish, why the hell don't you get your frigging machine set right first???"

There was one naughty boy studying in class and a Biology inspection was scheduled on next day. So the class teacher told the students in the class that tomorrow is inspection and everyone has to attend the class compulsary and the inspector is going to come in biology class.

The inspector will ask u one quation like this, the teacher asked, "SARIR KA SABSE NAJUK AAUNG KAUNSA HAI"

Every studend had put their fingers up. First student said "Eye!"

Teacher,"Why?"

Student, "When something goes in eye, then one may loose eye sight."

In similar ways some says nose, ears, etc. Now it is the turn of naughty boy. He says "GAAND" The teacher was astonished and asked his reasoning.

The naught boy says, "If u r alone in jungle and u see lion which is far away to TUMARI GAAND FAAT TI HAI"

Teacher, "Shut up! And u don't come tomorrow. If u come, don't open your mouth!"

Next day the inspector comes and ask the same Q. " SARIR KA SABSE NAJUK AANG KAUNSA HAI?" Every student in the class had put their fingers up except that naughty boy. The inspector went to the naughty boy and asked why he doesn't know the answer. The class teacher went to inspector at this point and told him he is not a good boy so please don't ask him any question.

But the inspector told class teacher, "I want to know why he doesn't know the answer." Then he continued to the boy, "Don't be afraid! Give me any answer that u know"

Naught boy told "GAAND". The inspector is astonished and the teacher is very afraid.

Inspector ask's, "KYON"

"KYON KI SAWAAL AAP HUME PUCHH RAHE HO AUR GAAND FAAT RAHI HAI TEACHER KI"

You might be knowing about the times when Akbar ruled and you also might be knowing about Birbal.

So, once in their kingdom there was a chef who cooked absolutly delicious food, but while he was cooking he usually got attracted towards the princess and especially her LIPS.

He tried his best to, atleast once, kiss the princess on her lips, but each time he tried he failed.

So one day he got frustrated and went to birbal. He told him the whole story that he loved the princess lips. Birbal was shocked to hear this. He told the chef that this was rather an impossible task. But the chef did not agree. He was desperate to kiss that womens lips. He told birbal that he would give him 100 gold coins when the job was over.

Birbal agreeded.The next day he came and put itching powder on the princess's lipstick. when she put the lipstick and went to sit in the royal darbar her lips started itching. Everyone was very tensed that the princess's lips are itching.

Then came Birbal. Akbar requested birbal to give a remedy. Birbal thought for a moment and said that this can be cured if you allow a person, who used to live in the jungles, to suck the princess's lips. Birbal thougth for a sec and told that there was no one in the kingdom who lived in the jungle.

Instantly Birbal said that "No master there is a man who lived in the jungle. He is no one else but our chef". Then the chef was called. Wow Wow Wow was the chef happier than ever. he came and started kissing the Royal lips. This procedure took on for almost an hour. Then when the itching was gone Akbar was very happy and rewarded The chef 20000 gold coins. When the darbar was over Birbal asked for the money.

The chef thought for a moment that if he did not give the money then what bad could happen. Birbal could not go the King and tell him that he was the reason for all this itching. So the chef refused to pay.

But after all BIRBAL IS BIRBAL. The next day he put the same itching powder in the Kings underwear.