Marathon race

Marathon race

Santa Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a bystander why all of the guys were running.

The man answers: "They are all running in the marathon race."

Santa Singh: "What do they get from that?"

The man : "The winner will get a prize!"

Santa Singh: "Then why are the others running?"

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Sardar Questions

Q: How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the sardar stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why do sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: What did the sardar do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: Why did god give sardars 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you confuse a sardar?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a sardar in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: Why can't sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: What's the difference between a sardar and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why do men like sardar jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a sardar say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Q: What do you call 10 sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a sardar with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a sardar in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardar parade.

A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."

Q: What sardarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Q: What sardarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already
has one and he wants one more..)
A: He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!

Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm sardar !!

Crocodile Boots

Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.

He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"

Sardar Commits suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?).

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhookh se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)

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