To send a person on Mars, NASA selects 3 persons for an interview.
The first one, an American doctor comes and is asked how much money he would take to go to Mars. He answers,"I'll take 1 million dollars and donate them to my university". He is discarded.
The second one, a Russian engineer answers to the same question, "I'll take 2 million dollars. I'll donate one million to my university and the remaining to my family."
The third, an Indian politician answers, "I'll take 3 million. I'll give one to you, I'll take one for myself and the remaining one million, we'll give to that silly doc and send him !"
More Political Jokes
What would change, if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister
National Anthem: Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
National Attire: Dhoti & Kurta
National Drink: Fresh Buffalo Milk
National Animal: Buffalo, from Bihar
National Sport: Milking Buffalo (morning)
Buffalo Race: (evening)
Corporate Language: Enlishva
National Toy: A. K. 47
National Family Planning Policy: Hum Do, Humare Dozen
National Documentry Film: Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
National Vehicle: Buffalo Cart
National Recreation: Pro-creation
"Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo"
A politician was presenting his argument before the party's finance committee. "I want a million dollars for my campaign", he said.
"But your campaign won't cost that much", protested the committee members.
"I know that", said the politician, "but in case I lose I want to be able to live comfortably."
Bush And Laura
When the 2000 election was finally certified, President-elect George W. Bush called his wife, Laura, to tell her the good news. Here's how their conversation went.
Dubya: Guess what, honey? I won the election!!
Dubya (after long pause): Look, we don't have to get into that. I won, and that's good enough for me!