Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashooka le kar kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says "Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!
More Funny Jokes
Prof of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture:
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa."
A man has a headache and goes to see the doctor. The doctor says "I have bad news and good news. The bad new is that you have a brain tumor.
The good news is that we can do a brain transplant, and we have just admoitted a couple who was in a car accident. We can get you one of their brains. The male brain will cost your insurance company $100,000, and the female brain will cost $30,000."
The man says "I hate to be rude, but why does the male brain cost so much more than the female brain?" The doctor replies "Because the male brain has never been used."