A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar : Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter : Woh langra tha.
Surdar : Dil?
Waiter : Dil murgi le gayee.
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a bystander why all of the guys were running.
The man answers: "They are all running in the marathon race."
Santa Singh: "What do they get from that?"
The man : "The winner will get a prize!"
Santa Singh: "Then why are the others running?"
Q: How do you make a sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the sardar stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: Why do sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did the sardar do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: Why did god give sardars 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Q: How do you confuse a sardar?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you keep a sardar in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why can't sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What's the difference between a sardar and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like sardar jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a sardar say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Q: What do you call 10 sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a sardar with half a brain?
Q: What do you call a sardar in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardar parade.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SARDAR BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said "Yes, I've seen it done."
Q: What sardarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Q: What sardarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already
has one and he wants one more..)
A: He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!
Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm sardar !!
Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"