Male or Female

Male or Female

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7 yrs). Obviously there was one ordinary boy (Ramu) and a smart one (shyam).The trilogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this.

Ramu: "Teacher, teacher! Is bus pul-ling(male) or stree-ling(female)?
Teacher: thinking...
Shyamu: "Teacher, teacher! It is stree-ling (female)"

Teacher and Ramu: "Kyon?"
Shyamu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."
Teacher is pareshan.

While Ramu gets a doubt.
Ramu: "Agar bus stree-ling hai aur sab uspe chadte hai tho uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"
Teacher is more pareshan.

Shyamu: "Kyon ki sab peeche se chadte hain."
Teacher is now hiding her face.
Ramu gets another doubt.

Ramu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor tho aage se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"
Teacher thinks it is getting too much to handle.

Shyam replies: "Kyon ki woh donon topi pehanke chadte hain." Teacher faints.

so buddy dekha sex education ka natija...??????

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