2 choices

2 choices

Three guys Vladimir, Tony and Pervez went for a walk in a forest while on a tour of Zimbabwe and were captured by cannibals. They were produced before the chief of the savages who told them that they had two options to choose from -'Boka boka' or death. Vladimir thought of his bright future and decided to choose the former over death.

The chief then called a huge native about eight feet tall with the biggest dick one had ever seen. The huge guy started humping Vladimir in the rear and after some time left him almost half dead on the ground.

Tony thought over the situation and chose the same option but met with the same fate.

When it was Pervez's turn he shouted: "I haven't lost my self respect you bastards. I'll choose death." The chief then told the huge guy: "Ok. Boka boka Pervez till death."

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Male or Female

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7 yrs). Obviously there was one ordinary boy (Ramu) and a smart one (shyam).The trilogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this.

Ramu: "Teacher, teacher! Is bus pul-ling(male) or stree-ling(female)?
Teacher: thinking...
Shyamu: "Teacher, teacher! It is stree-ling (female)"

Teacher and Ramu: "Kyon?"
Shyamu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."
Teacher is pareshan.

While Ramu gets a doubt.
Ramu: "Agar bus stree-ling hai aur sab uspe chadte hai tho uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"
Teacher is more pareshan.

Shyamu: "Kyon ki sab peeche se chadte hain."
Teacher is now hiding her face.
Ramu gets another doubt.

Ramu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor tho aage se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"
Teacher thinks it is getting too much to handle.

Shyam replies: "Kyon ki woh donon topi pehanke chadte hain." Teacher faints.

so buddy dekha sex education ka natija...??????

Dumb Person

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad.

His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again.

He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Cowboy Boots

Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, Bessie, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."

Frustrated, Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room with nothing on, except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?!?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Roy yells, "And do you know why it is hanging down, Bessie? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!"

To which Bessie replies, "You should bought a hat, Roy."

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