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Blonde on the Run

Blonde on the Run

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.

"Meow," says the redhead.

"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says the brunette.

"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says the blonde.




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Driver's licence

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"

"Driver's licence? What's that?..."

"It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, duh! Here it is..."

"May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..."

"It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..."

The cop then takes his .. out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims:

"Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

A Blonde and a TV

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain....

"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman

"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV." " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Fax from blonde

How Do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?

There's a stamp on it.

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