Door-to-Door Sales Crap
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
More Funny Jokes
There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why he is the bravest pig?" the tourist asked.
"Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up."
"So," the tourist asked again, "why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!"
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashooka le kar kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says "Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!
Prof of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture:
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.