Man Catches Crocodile

Man Catches Crocodile

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my penis could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bite his legs off.

More Sexy Jokes

Pinocchio and Splinters

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your "Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

4 types of sex

4 types of women having sex

a- asthematic- ah... aahh.. aaahhh
b- obedient - yes..yees.yyyeeeesss....
c- unsatisfied- more...mmmore...mmmmooorrreee
d- religious - oh god...ooh ggood...oooohhhgggoooddd.!!

Not a Virgin

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"

"That is something I have never done before," Jill replied.

"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Jack was amazed.

"No, silly!" she giggled. "Never objected!"

Show More Sexy Jokes