Feeding Peanuts

Feeding Peanuts

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.

The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

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Door-to-Door Sales Crap

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

Brave Pig

There was a tourist on a farm and he asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."

"So why he is the bravest pig?" the tourist asked.

"Well one night our house caught on fire. And he came into our house and he woke us all up."

"So," the tourist asked again, "why does that pig have a wooden leg?"

"Well, a pig that brave you can't eat all at once!"


Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashooka le kar kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says "Oye, mashooka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"!

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