Lady and a Dentist
A man and a woman met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to her place for a drink.
Some drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
The woman looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist."
Flabbergasted, the guy responded, "Why yes! That's amazing; how did you know that?"
The woman replied, "Real easy. You keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another, and they go to bed.
After the lovemaking, the woman remarked, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
The doctor was very surprised, and said, "Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist. Wow! You amaze me! And how did you know THAT sweetheart?"
The woman says: "Easy. I didn't feel a thing."
More Medical Jokes
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said,
"Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
A British company is developing some computer chips that stores music in women's breast implants.
This is a major breakthrough as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
"A circumcision", the first kid answers.
Whoa! the second kid says. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year."