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The Dynamite Body

The Dynamite Body

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have".

The body builder tells her, "That's 150 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 150 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder dresses and then chases after her.

He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."




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Pain

One day, a young woman came into the doctor's office, complaining of some pain. The doctor asked her, "Where is this pain?"

The woman replied, "Oh doctor, I hurt all over!"

The doctor looked at her and said, "Well, 'all over' is pretty vague, could you be more specific?"

"It's just all over," the woman started. She touched her knee with her index finger, "Ouch! That hurts!" Then she touched her cheek with the same finger, "Ouch! That hurts too!" she cried. And then she touched her ear lobe, "Ouch! You see? Even THAT hurts!" She looked at the doctor, waiting for his diagnosis.

"Are you a natural blond?" inquired the doctor.

"Why, yes," replied the blond, "why do you ask?"

"Ah ha!" returned the doctor, his look of confusion replaced with confidence, "That explains it! You have a broken finger."

Blonde Sky Divers

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

Painting House

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.

When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket.

The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?"

The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"

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