If the Film "Titanic" was made in India
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!.
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya".
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least.
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC.
More Hindi Jokes
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom
One Chinese Gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood
Rona Dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mom's favourite serials
Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO
Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent
Atal Bihari + Bad knee = Is this our LAST HOPE?
? If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
- likho scipt apna apna (Rotomac)
? Boy going on bike with neighbor's girl.
- Neighbors envy owners pride (Onida)
? If you love someone?
- Go get it (visa power)
? Want to propose to a girl?
- Just do it. (Nike)
? For those lost in love
- Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera Bagpiper
? Before going to propose to a girl
- Believe in the best (BPL)
? If your girl asks you which dress to wear
- Kuch nahi (Pears)
? If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
- Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo (Vicks)
? Not satisfied with your dates
- Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)
? Scared while proposing to a girl
- Piyo glass full dudh (Operation flood)
? If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are
- 50-50 (Britannia)
? Those who succeed in love always say
- We dream because we do (Daewoo)
? A guy having a number of girl friends
- Complete Man (Raymonds)
? A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
- yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)
? If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
- Take it easy (Limca)
? If you get married to a girl of your mother?s choice
- Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)