Cat n Mouse

Cat n Mouse

One night Santa heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.

Fascinated by what he saw, Santa gained the mouse's confidence with some bread slice and then took him next door.

The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Shepherd. Santa, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery.

He rushed home and woke up his wife, Jeeto, but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket.

"Don't be afraid, darling," said Santa. "Wait until I tell you about this."

"Get out of here!" cried Jeeto. "And take that sex maniac with you!"

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Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny Walker when Banta noticed a gorgeous girl sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.

Bartender:- "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"'

Banta:- "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"

....and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says, "Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"

Massage Service

A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed it.

A woman answered, "Hello?"

"Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me a massage. And after that I want sex! In fact I want jungle sex . . . wild, crazy hanging-from-the-chandelier type sex! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it!

Bring all kinds of sex toys too! I don't care what they are, you can use them on me! You can even tie me up and then cover me in whipped cream!

Now how does that sound?" he asked.

The woman said, "Interesting sir, but for an outside line you press 9."

Valentine Day flower

One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

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