Sex Service

Sex Service

A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town.

When the lady came, he asked, "How much is your service?"

The lady said, "$100 for a hand job."

"What? Why so expensive?" the guy asked in amazement.

The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him, "Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand!"

The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, "What else can you do?"

The lady said, "For $200 I'll give you a blowjob."

"What? That's way too expensive for a blow job!" he replied.

The lady brought him to the window again, and said, "Do you see the restaurant down there? That's what I've earned with my mouth!"

So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbelievable! So he decided he wanted to try the "real" thing. So he asked, "How much for real intercourse?"

The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said, "Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!"

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Small Partitions

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off.

After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."

Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade.

"Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her."

"I'll take you."

"Me? I'm an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks."

"I want you."

So he took her upstairs and removed all her clothes, laid her on her back and put one finger in her pussy and one finger in her butt.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I told you before. Pay me or I'll rip out the partition."

Cat n Mouse

One night Santa heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.

Fascinated by what he saw, Santa gained the mouse's confidence with some bread slice and then took him next door.

The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Shepherd. Santa, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery.

He rushed home and woke up his wife, Jeeto, but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket.

"Don't be afraid, darling," said Santa. "Wait until I tell you about this."

"Get out of here!" cried Jeeto. "And take that sex maniac with you!"


Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny Walker when Banta noticed a gorgeous girl sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.

Bartender:- "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"'

Banta:- "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"

....and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says, "Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"

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