When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"
Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.
When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.
Bush replied, "Well heck, I don't know."
St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"
Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"
St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."
More Political Jokes
To send a person on Mars, NASA selects 3 persons for an interview.
The first one, an American doctor comes and is asked how much money he would take to go to Mars. He answers,"I'll take 1 million dollars and donate them to my university". He is discarded.
The second one, a Russian engineer answers to the same question, "I'll take 2 million dollars. I'll donate one million to my university and the remaining to my family."
The third, an Indian politician answers, "I'll take 3 million. I'll give one to you, I'll take one for myself and the remaining one million, we'll give to that silly doc and send him !"
What would change, if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister
National Anthem: Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
National Attire: Dhoti & Kurta
National Drink: Fresh Buffalo Milk
National Animal: Buffalo, from Bihar
National Sport: Milking Buffalo (morning)
Buffalo Race: (evening)
Corporate Language: Enlishva
National Toy: A. K. 47
National Family Planning Policy: Hum Do, Humare Dozen
National Documentry Film: Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
National Vehicle: Buffalo Cart
National Recreation: Pro-creation
"Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo"
A politician was presenting his argument before the party's finance committee. "I want a million dollars for my campaign", he said.
"But your campaign won't cost that much", protested the committee members.
"I know that", said the politician, "but in case I lose I want to be able to live comfortably."