To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL.
So the Ghanta Singh gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell.
Then Banta Singh gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell.
Then the Santa Singh gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?"
Santa Singh replied "I just got the first one!"
More Sardar Jokes
Typical Sardar's Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag
There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.
Then Santa says to Banta, "I think I am going to go ask them if they don't mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole".
So Santa comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can't do it, so he walks back to Banta.
What is the problem , asks Banta.
Santa says Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.
So brave Banta decides he will do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa.
No way! , he says.
Santa asks, What is the problem?, Banta says, "Small world isn' it?"
A population control program had been introduced in a remote village, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
Doctor told Santa, who had 4 children in four years, that he absolutely had to wear a condom. Doctor explained that as long as he wore it his wife could not have another baby.
About a month later Santa's wife, Jeeto, came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called Santa in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked Santa why he hadn't worn the condom.
The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it."
The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the heck his wife is pregnant again?"
"He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off."