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Three Sardars

Three Sardars

Three sardar Santa, Banta & Ghanta worked in the same office under the same boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, they all decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early? The Bunta Singh was thrilled to be home early. He did a little gardening, had some playtime with his son, and went to bed early. The Ghanta Singh was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The Santa Singh was happy to get home early and surprise her wife. But when he got home, he heard a muffled noise coming from inside his bedroom. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss! Gently, he closed the door and crept out of his house. The next day, at their coffee break, the Banta and Ghanta said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the Santa if he was going to go with them. "No way," he said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"




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Heaven's Stair

To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL.

So the Ghanta Singh gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell.

Then Banta Singh gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell.

Then the Santa Singh gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?"

Santa Singh replied "I just got the first one!"

Inventions

Typical Sardar's Inventions

1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag

Small World!

There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.

Then Santa says to Banta, "I think I am going to go ask them if they don't mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole".

So Santa comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can't do it, so he walks back to Banta.

What is the problem , asks Banta.

Santa says Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.

So brave Banta decides he will do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa.

No way! , he says.

Santa asks, What is the problem?, Banta says, "Small world isn' it?"

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