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Indians on Moon

Indians on Moon

Indians to be sent on Moon

Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.

Bush - Wow! How Many?

Manmohan Singh - 100

25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians

and if possible 1 - Astronnaut




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Titanic

If the Film "Titanic" was made in India

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!.

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya".

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

And last but not least.

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC.

Learn it by listening

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

Indian Mathematics

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom

One Chinese Gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood

Rona Dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mom's favourite serials

Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent

Atal Bihari + Bad knee = Is this our LAST HOPE?

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