Blonde Car Accident

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Burger and Fries

A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

The Dynamite Body

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have".

The body builder tells her, "That's 150 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 150 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder dresses and then chases after her.

He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."


One day, a young woman came into the doctor's office, complaining of some pain. The doctor asked her, "Where is this pain?"

The woman replied, "Oh doctor, I hurt all over!"

The doctor looked at her and said, "Well, 'all over' is pretty vague, could you be more specific?"

"It's just all over," the woman started. She touched her knee with her index finger, "Ouch! That hurts!" Then she touched her cheek with the same finger, "Ouch! That hurts too!" she cried. And then she touched her ear lobe, "Ouch! You see? Even THAT hurts!" She looked at the doctor, waiting for his diagnosis.

"Are you a natural blond?" inquired the doctor.

"Why, yes," replied the blond, "why do you ask?"

"Ah ha!" returned the doctor, his look of confusion replaced with confidence, "That explains it! You have a broken finger."

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