A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal (a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting plan.
Says Banta, "I'll hide inside a cow's hide, and shoot the tiger thru it's mouth when it comes to eat me"
So Banta leaves for the Jungle hiding inside the cow hide, with his rifle sticking out of the cows mouth.
A day goes by, no sign of Banta, a week later Santa gets worried, and a search party is sent to find him. They do find him ... stripped off his camouflage ... lying face first on the ground.
The rifle is lying a few feet away.
Santa is worried, he runs up to Banta ... gives him a shake and asks, "What happened Banta, Did the tiger come?"
Banta's feeble response is "Tiger didn't show up, but tell me ... who left the Bull loose?".
More Sardar Jokes
Three sardar Santa, Banta & Ghanta worked in the same office under the same boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, they all decided that when the boss left they would leave too. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early? The Bunta Singh was thrilled to be home early. He did a little gardening, had some playtime with his son, and went to bed early. The Ghanta Singh was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The Santa Singh was happy to get home early and surprise her wife. But when he got home, he heard a muffled noise coming from inside his bedroom. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss! Gently, he closed the door and crept out of his house. The next day, at their coffee break, the Banta and Ghanta said they planned to leave early again, and they asked the Santa if he was going to go with them. "No way," he said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL.
So the Ghanta Singh gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell.
Then Banta Singh gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell.
Then the Santa Singh gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?"
Santa Singh replied "I just got the first one!"
Typical Sardar's Inventions
1. The water-proof towel
2. Solar powered flashlight
3. Submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheel chair
10. Water-proof tea bag