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Shagged Santa!

Shagged Santa!

Santa and Banta started living in different cities.

Once when Santa visits Banta's city, he phones him and asks him to come and see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.

Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can remember of the Room # is that it ends with a 46. He speaks to the Lobby Manager who tells him that were five floors in the hotel, and he could check all the rooms whose numbers end with 46-146,246,346 etc)

Banta goes to the first floor-- room no.146, he opens the door and sees that a couple are making love, he quickly shuts the door and runs to the second floor.

He now goes to room no. 246 and opens the door -- he gets surprised to see two gays making love.

He runs to the third floor now to room no. 346 and opens the door. As soon as he opens the door, he gets very embarassed to see two women making love.

So now he runs to the fourth floor. When he opens the door of room no. 446, he gets satisfied to see Santa sitting there, who also looks very satisfied.

Banta: "Oye aaj to kamaal ho gaya (A miracle happened today)??"

Santa: "Kee hoya bhayee (What happened)??"

Banta: "Oye main room no. bhul gaya see te main 146 vich gaya Uthhay He aur She lagay hoy see ... Udday baad main 246 gaya Uthhay He aur He lagay oye see ... Phir main 346 paunchya uthhay She aur She lagay oye see (I forgot your number and as suggested by the Lobby Manager, I started checking all of them whose number ended with 46. I entered room No. 146, and I saw he and she making love to each other. I went to Room No. 246, there I saw I saw he and he engaged in the sex act with each other. Finally, I checked up Room No. 346, there I saw she and she engaged in a compromising position)"

Santa: "Achha, chal changa oya toon panj minute pehlaan nahee aayaa (It's good, you didn't turn up five minutes earlier)."

Banta: "Kyoon (Why)?"

Santa: "Kyonke ... ithhay Me aur Me lagay hoye see (Because here, me and me were doing it)".




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The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?"

So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid to do it."

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"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

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"Dad, what are those two dogs doing?" He enquires.

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