A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

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Marriage & restaurant

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

A Married Couple

A married couple touring Israel sat outside at a Bethlehem sidewalk cafe, waiting for their friends. A peddler approached them, his arm loaded with belts. After an impassioned sales plea yielded nothing, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied.

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded, "She's not from the States." "Yes, I am," said the wife. He pointed to her husband and asked her, "Is he your husband?" "Yes."

"Mister, I'll give you a hundred camels for her." The husband sat for a long, stunned silence before he replied, "She's not for sale."

After the salesman left, his indignant wife asked, "What took you so long to answer?" He replied, "I was trying to figure out how I could get a hundred camels back to America!"

First Boyfriend

Wife: "See thats my 1st boyfriend at the bar", he is drinking since I left him 10 years ago.

Husband: Nonsense, no one can celebrates that long.

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