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SON'S DOUBTS!

SON'S DOUBTS!

Son: What is sex?

Father: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men?

Father: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

Son: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

Father: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it??

Son: Why woman cannot have ... when they are having menses?

Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

Son: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.

Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

Son: Why are making love carried out in private?

Father: Use your brain, use your brainnnnn.... Will you dig you nose in front of your class?




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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $50 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $100."

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A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was..."When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement that read "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins." Then she moved under the one that read "Sloan's Liniment Removes Swelling." I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "Williams Stick Did the Trick," then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."

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Three men; a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings,"

With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct.

"Then, go to Hell!"

With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!"

With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.

"Then, go to Hell!"

With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"

The Devil brought forward a chair.

"Drill 7 holes on the seat."

The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven...

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