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How rubber gloves made?

How rubber gloves made?

A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...

"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"

She said, "No."

"Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."

And she didn't laugh a bit!!!

Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"




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Son: What is sex?

Father: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

Son: Why do women enjoy sex more than men?

Father: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

Son: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

Father: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it??

Son: Why woman cannot have ... when they are having menses?

Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

Son: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.

Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

Son: Why are making love carried out in private?

Father: Use your brain, use your brainnnnn.... Will you dig you nose in front of your class?

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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $50 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $100."

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