Bitches n Whores

Bitches n Whores

This man is going through a nasty divorce. One night he's sitting at a bar getting plastered.

Suddenly he raises his head, looks over his shoulder to his left and yells, "You women are all bitches!"

Then he goes back to staring into his drink.

Five minutes later he raises his head looks over his right shoulder and yells, "You women are all whores!"

To that a women stands up and says, "I am not a whore!"

The man keeps looking at his glass and says, "Then get to the other side."

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Constipated Horse

Banta goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."

Banta comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The vet says, "What happened?"

Banta says, "The horse blew first."

Clean your bums!

Santa and Banta are in the jungle, answering the call of nature. They are sitting close to each other, when all of a sudden a Lion appears, and lets out the most terrifying growl.

Santa (Petrified): Banta, tenu daar to nahin lag raha (Banta, I hope you are not afraid)?

Banta (trembling):- "Nahin yaar (No friend)!"

Santa: Nahi yaar, tanu darr lag reha hai (No friend, you are afriad)!"

Banta (trembling more): "Nahi, main theek hoon (No, I am alright)!"

Santa: "Taan phir apni bund dho na, mere kyon dho raya hai" (The clean your ass, why are you washing my bums?)!"

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