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Deadly Crazy Indian PJ's

Deadly Crazy Indian PJ's

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan (6 fingers) hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun?
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Ans: kyounki uska nam hanuman hai!



Next One: What's the opposite of Real?
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Its COCONUT....



kya hua.... Confused??



jara ....aur Socho...?
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opposite of real is 'Na-Real' in English it is coconut!!




Next One: If we write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president.... why?

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coz he is Mr. a.P.J. Abdul Kalam




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