My pyjamas

My pyjamas

A Sardar goes over to visit one of his friends.

While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop. His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.

When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag. So his friend asks "Where did you run off too!"

The Sardar says "I went home to get my pyjamas!"

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"I'm scared," Banta said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife."

"Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife."

"Easy for you to say."

"You like her that much?" the friend asks.

"It's not that," declared Banta. "He didn't sign his name!"

English Girl

Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!

Preeto kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.'

'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?'

'What I asked for, the English girl?!'

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!


After having their 5th child, Santa and his wife decided that that was enough. So Santa went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a Diwali bomb, light it, put it in an empty Coke can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

Santa said to the doctor, "I'm the smartest man in Punjab, but I don't see how putting a Diwali atom bomb in a Coke can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem." So the couple drove away to Delhi to get a second opinion. The Delhi physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for vasectomy when he noticed it was Santa. This doctor told Santa to go home and get a Diwali fire-cracker, light it, place it in a Coke can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians knew what they were talking about and couldn't be wrong, Santa went home, lit a Diwali firecracker and put it in a Coke can. He held it up to his ear and began counting with the fingers on his left hand: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5.."

At which point he paused, placed the coke can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand and....!!!!!

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