Santa goes into a very exclusive hotel for a night with a call girl and asks for a room. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever.
In the morning Santa and the girl came to settle the bill and were surprised to find the amount to be over $3000.
"How's this? We've only been here one night!" Santa was annoyed.
"So?", said the manager, "this is a very expensive hotel. We have golf courts, tennis course, swimming pools, exercise rooms, bars and restaurants, all this is very expensive to keep up."
"But we didn't use any of these!" explained Santa.
"If you didn't use - that's your problem," came the reply.
"In that case, you owe me $2000. You see, my wife is a call girl who charges $5000 a night, so please settle your bill," said Santa.
"What do you mean?" the manager was taken off guard, "I didn't sleep with your wife!"
"If you didn't use - that's your problem!"
More Sardar Jokes
Banta's son is having trouble understanding Economics, so he asks his dad.
"It's very simple," explains his dad. "Let me make it simpler through comparisons.
Since I'm the one who earns for the house, I can be referred to as the Management. Since your mother runs the household, she will be called the Government, the maid is the Working Class, you are the People and your baby brother, since he's so little, will represent the Future."
With that, the little boy goes away to ponder over all that has been said.
That night, his baby brother's wailing awakens him. So, he rushes to his parents room and sees that his father is not in his bed while his mom is fast asleep. He then goes to the maid's room to find his father busy making out with the maid. Tired of everyone ignoring him, the boy goes back to his room.
Next morning, Banta asks him about what he had learned the previous day.
"Well," replies his son, "While the Management is screwing the Working Class, the Government is fast asleep, People are being ignored and the Future is full of shit."
Banta Singh complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night. Before it happens, do you see any dreams? the doctor said.
Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream in which a small demon comes and says, 'Let's pee. OK, the doctor said. Next time you see the demon, say, No, we've already peed.
Next time Banta came to the doctor, the latter asked, So? Did you do as I said?
Yes, I did.
Did it help?
No, doctor. Only, it made the matter worse.
As I said 'We've already peed,' the demon nodded and said, 'Then, let's shit a little.
A Sardar goes over to visit one of his friends.
While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop. His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.
When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag. So his friend asks "Where did you run off too!"
The Sardar says "I went home to get my pyjamas!"