The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a long time and no progress was made so the Sikh regiment's captain thought that since the names of almost all the pakistani soldiers are like Yusuf Iqbal Mustafa etc. he'll call out their names and the moment they react to the call we'll shoot them.
So he started calling out-"Yusuf" four hands shot up and they were gunned down. Then the captain called out-"Iqbal" three hands shot up and they were gunned down this continued for a few more minutes till the Pakistani's got wise and stopped responding.
The Pakistani captain then thought that at this rate all his men would be killed so he adopted the strategy of the Sikh captain and thought that all Sikhs have names rhyming with Inder like Sukhwinder, Devender, Jaswinder etc.
So the Pakistani captain started calling out "Sukhwinder" no hands shot up from the Indian side. The Pakistani captain again called out-"Sukhwinder" still no hands shot up.
The Pakistani captain called out the same name twice again when instantly came the reply that-
"Oye Sukhwinder nu kaun yaad kar-riya si?" (who is remembering Sukhwinder?).
The Pakistani commander immediately shot up his hand and said- "Main" (me) and BANG he was shot dead.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'
His second friend says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
Santa says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.'
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'
A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....
What's the time??
Santa is a very patriotic man and hates English accent while speaking.. So he replies back in the same accent........
Confused the lady asks again.........
No! No! What's the time??
Santa again answers back..........
Seeing the confusion going between the two another man comes to the rescue of the lady and says.......
O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi twade ko time puuch rahii hai gayee!!
Angry Santa shots back at him.........
Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis(12:35)
Our Santa gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I m having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Balvinder is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
Our Santa slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You bastard," says Santa, "my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"