Bad golf day
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
More Sports Jokes
A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she'd have an allergic reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro.
Finding him, she says breathlessly, "I've been stung by a bee! What shall I do?"
"Where were you stung?" the pro asks.
"Between the first and second hole!"
"Lady, we gotta work on your stance."
Once upon a time there was an Indian, he was a cricket fan. India was playing a cricket match at wankhede stadium, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery he had no wishes of missing the match so he decided to watch the match and visit his wife later on.
The match began, two quick wickets fell. The fan was dissappointed and he remembered his wife he picked up the phone and quickly dialed number.
He wanted to call the hospital but accidently called up the stadium, he asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor "so what's the result?"
The man replied "It's still in process, two are out nine are left and the last one was a duck!"
Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.
Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
Q: How should Greg Chappell reshuffle the Indian batting order?
A: Move Extras up the order.
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling.
Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?
A: In Advertisments.