Gavaskar - A Movie

Gavaskar - A Movie

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!

He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!".

The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called "Border", but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"

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Bad golf day

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"


A woman playing golf was stung by a bee. Afraid she'd have an allergic reaction, she ran back to the clubhouse to find the pro.

Finding him, she says breathlessly, "I've been stung by a bee! What shall I do?"

"Where were you stung?" the pro asks.

"Between the first and second hole!"

"Lady, we gotta work on your stance."

Cricket Fan

Once upon a time there was an Indian, he was a cricket fan. India was playing a cricket match at wankhede stadium, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery he had no wishes of missing the match so he decided to watch the match and visit his wife later on.

The match began, two quick wickets fell. The fan was dissappointed and he remembered his wife he picked up the phone and quickly dialed number.

He wanted to call the hospital but accidently called up the stadium, he asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor "so what's the result?"

The man replied "It's still in process, two are out nine are left and the last one was a duck!"

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