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Wanting Twins

Wanting Twins

A SARDAR wanted TWINS......... So what did he do?

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He made 2 holes in the CONDOM !!!




More Sardar Jokes

Where is the fat?

Mr. Banta went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.

Banta asked "Where is the fat?"

The person didn't understand what singh was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"

Banta: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"

Banta started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem.

Banta said Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written "FAT FREE" on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.

My Father

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.

Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh : Yes, I have.
Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh : Thats nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa Singh : Yes, I have.
Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.

Sacrifice

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted, "Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal"
"wahe guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh"
"Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman"
"jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di"
"Jai jawan jai kissan "

and finally yelled at the top of his voice "Bharat mata ki jai"

And Kicked the pakistani standing next to him in the sea.

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