LA LOO humor
1. What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
2. Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
3. Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas..."
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
4 Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"
5 At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
6 After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"
7 A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
Laloos answer "Marriage"
More Political Jokes
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"
Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.
When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.
Bush replied, "Well heck, I don't know."
St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"
Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"
St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."
To send a person on Mars, NASA selects 3 persons for an interview.
The first one, an American doctor comes and is asked how much money he would take to go to Mars. He answers,"I'll take 1 million dollars and donate them to my university". He is discarded.
The second one, a Russian engineer answers to the same question, "I'll take 2 million dollars. I'll donate one million to my university and the remaining to my family."
The third, an Indian politician answers, "I'll take 3 million. I'll give one to you, I'll take one for myself and the remaining one million, we'll give to that silly doc and send him !"
What would change, if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister
National Anthem: Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...
National Attire: Dhoti & Kurta
National Drink: Fresh Buffalo Milk
National Animal: Buffalo, from Bihar
National Sport: Milking Buffalo (morning)
Buffalo Race: (evening)
Corporate Language: Enlishva
National Toy: A. K. 47
National Family Planning Policy: Hum Do, Humare Dozen
National Documentry Film: Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman
National Vehicle: Buffalo Cart
National Recreation: Pro-creation
"Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo"