Dada (Saurav Ganguly) again in Focus

Q. What's Rahul Dravid's latest statement about Dada?
A. "In the pavilion, first there's God and then there's Dada".

Q. What's Dada's favorite Engilsh movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds

Q. Whats Dada's favorite hindi movie?
A. AA Aab laut chalen.

Q. Whats Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka Jeena .. Phir to hai jana (Kaho na pyar hai)

Q. Whats Dada's favorite food?
A. Maggie (offcourse.. He puts Maggie noodles in a pan before going to bat and he comes back just in time when it is ready)

Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC..
A. A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught.

Q. what is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete.

Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?
A. Just bowl to him .. He will get out anyway.

Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his Bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyways.

Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 min at crease?
A. Dada himself if he can improve his running speed!

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Dirty Golf

Top 10 things that are dirty in golf but arent:
10. Nuts . . . my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome.
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I cant get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up . . . I need to wash my balls first!


It's the end of the day at a cricket tournament in Sharjah and India as usual has lost yet another game to Pakistan.

At that very moment Mohammad Azharuddin gets a call from his wife. She says, "Darling, have you bought all the gifts that I had asked you to get for me?" He replies, "Well, I'd really like to, but the crowd outside is waiting to beat me up, so I can't leave my hotel room."

His wife replies, "That's no problem, honey. Just dress yourself as a lady. You should have no problem leaving the hotel." Azhar does just that and goes shopping around. No one recognizes him anywhere until he reaches the last shop. That's when he hears a cheery, "Hi Azhar, it's nice to see you here!"

Totally shocked, he turns around to see a lady in a burkha. "How the heck did you know that it was me?"

The lady replies, "Don't worry yaar. It's me, Rahul."

Gavaskar - A Movie

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!

He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!".

The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called "Border", but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"

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