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Wife's Death

Wife's Death

Ek Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja rahe the ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru ho gayi.

Sardar bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.




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Wanting Twins

A SARDAR wanted TWINS......... So what did he do?

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He made 2 holes in the CONDOM !!!

Where is the fat?

Mr. Banta went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items.

Banta asked "Where is the fat?"

The person didn't understand what singh was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"

Banta: "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"

Banta started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Banta about the problem.

Banta said Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written "FAT FREE" on that but this guy is not giving me the fat.

My Father

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.

Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh : Yes, I have.
Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta Singh : Thats nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa Singh : Yes, I have.
Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.

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