Joginder Singh was at the International Airport at Delhi along with his wife and two sons to catch a flight to Abu Dhabi, as he had got a job there. He saw a machine with various colorful bulbs glowing, which had a message stating "Insert One Rupee coin and I will speak the truth".
Joginder inserted a coin then the machine said "Your name is Joginder Singh and you are catching a flight to Abu Dhabi". Then his wife inserted a coin and the machine said "Your name is Smt. Joginder Singh and you are catching a flight to Abu Dhabi". He experimented with histwo sons and got truthful replies.
Joginder still could not believe this so he again inserted a one Rupee coin in the machine . The machine said "You are Joginder Singh and you have just missed the flight to Abu Dhabi".
More Sardar Jokes
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
Q. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
A: Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Ek Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja rahe the ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru ho gayi.
Sardar bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.