Who is an Ass?

Who is an Ass?

Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne wala gadha" (One who reads it, is an ass.)

Santa singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene waala gadha" (One who wrote it is an ass)

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1 Rupee Coins

A rich widower miser NRI went back to India and married a young village girl. The girl did not like his hugging and kissing all the time. He thought of a scheme to teach his wife not to hate his American life style. He bought a piggy bank and told his wife that every time he kisses or hugs her, he will put a rupee coin in the piggy bank and at the end of month she can open the bank and buy a new saree with the money. The scheme worked very well. The young wife showed more willingness to be kissed and hugged. At the end of the month he gave her the key and told his wife to open the piggy bank. What he saw did not please him. There were many 5 and 10 rupee bills along with rupee coins in the box. Where did these come from he demanded angirly. Ive been putting only rupee coins.

Not everyone is as miser as you replied the wife.

Preparing for Sex

One night wife play the national anthem while preparing for sex.

Hubby, "why u r playing this?"

Wife, "The whole country stands up when this song is played, Let me see if does any wonder for your instruement"

Electrician Having Sex

A fat electrician was having sex.

His wife was feeling uncomfortable.

So he asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai...

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